Funny

She came into my life in college days.
I kept looking at her. She smiled, but i kept quite.
She began 2 speak, but i didnt listen.
bcoz i was nt intrsted. and wen she began 2 leave, i started running behind her, requesting..



maam attendance maam... Plz maam..!!!

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Gareebi kya hoti hai?
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jab ek ladki Rs.2 me kiss dene ko tyar ho ..
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aur 
aapke pass sirf Rs.1 hi ho...

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college ke peeche  nadi me principal doob rha tha.
pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se chillate hue bhaaga..
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kal chhutti hai...
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kal chhutti hai... :D

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santa- pant ki silai kitni h?
tailor- 150 Rs.
santa- nikkar ki?
tailor- 50 Rs.
santa- chal nikkaer hi sil deo, lambai pairon tak rakhio

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Ek bachha hasta hua paida hua..
Nurse: hans kyo rha h?
bache ne muthi kholi aur UNWANTED 72 ki tablet dikhte hue bola : JAAKO RAKHE SAAIYAN MAR SAKE NA JOYE.. :D

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