Husband - Wife

Y Husbands avoid arguments!!
W: wht wud u do if i died? wud u gt married again?
H: no
W: Y nt? don't u like bng married?
H: of cource i do.
W: thn y wudn't u remarry?
H: ok ok.. i'd gt married again.
W: wud u live in our house?
H: yes, its a gr8 house.
W: wud u let her drive my car?
H: yes, its almost new.
W: wud u giv her my jewelry?
H: no, i m sure she wd want her own.
W: wud she wear my shoes?
H: no, her size is 6.

W: (silence)

H: shit....


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